Lohan dating spoof
"And I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with or at least the rest of my probation," she quips."I would define my personality as creative, a bit of a night owl, a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according the state of California, an alcoholic," the Mean Girls star continues.You can reach Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on the cover of Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because I'm so alone.join and enjoy Language: japanese | spanish | italian | french | german | dutch Random pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Random friendly site pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Rape sex porno tube links: Rape video | Sex video rape | Rape videos | Rape sex videos: | Rape sex porn Rape Portal - the best rape video sex site on the net!A parody of online relationship adverts, the clip begins with the 22-year-old starlet saying she's searching for love."I'm recently single, I think," she says, in reference to her recent split with DJ Samantha Ronson.Written by Owen Burke & Seth Morris Produced by Mike Farah & Kristi Kaylor Directed by Eric Appel Director of Photography: Christian Sprenger B-Camera: Dustin Bowser Sound: Bo Sundberg Hair: Gregory Russell and Jen Atkin Makeup: Shauna O' Toole Production Assistant: Christin Trogan Special Thanks to Stella Stolper, Lorit, Dina Lohan, The Brothers Lesak and Heyman, Carlos Lopez and Anthony at Soul Studios e Harmony profile Lindsay Lohan Owen Burke Seth Morris mike farah Eric Appel Christian Sprenger Bo Sundberg eharmony Samantha Ronson Video dating online dating Linsay Lohan lohan eharmony commercial online dating dating lindsay lohan dating ad Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive. My name is Lindsay and I'm Lindsay Lohan: searching for love.Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single, I think, and I'm Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone who I can spend Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life with, or, at least Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation with [laughs]. I'm an actress, Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur, and I single- Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90% percent of all Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites in business.
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an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.’ Getting a dig in at her DJ ex, Lohan refers to rumours that Ronson attempted to get a restraining order against her: ‘I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as, he or she, is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders.
The Lindsay Lohan's e Harmony Profile video which we reported about here, received almost 1.8 million views in 24 hours when it was posted April 13th, on Funny or Die.
Lindsay takes the mickey out of herself in the ad, referencing highly publicised incidents from her past in presenting her profile as someone looking for love Photo: Funny or Die Click on photo to enlarge Watch Lindsay's spoof dating ad Known for her roller-coaster love life, Lindsay Lohan has shown she's quite capable of seeing the funny side of things by posting a mock dating service ad on a comedy website.
In it she also makes tongue in cheek references to other incidents which have earned her headlines in the past.
Appearing as number 612679 in the spoof ad - posted on the Will Ferrell-founded comedy website, Funny Or Die Lindsay winds up by telling potential suitors they need to be able to handle a "redhead with a little bit of sass".